Dogs in the church

We all know that dogs have souls, but these days even churches are starting to offer canine services. Rev. Tom Eggebeen, pastor at Covenant Presbyterian Church has introduced a ceremony complete with individual doggie beds, canine prayers and an offering of dog treat, with obviously the last being the most lucrative to the new four-legged members of the congregation. The innovation has boosted the attendance of the church and the dogs get their treats while their souls are being saved, so everyone’s happy.